Sam's Solar System

Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced." Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay. So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night

Hello and thank you for visiting my digital home, my name is Sam and I'm the webmaster of this lovely site where you will find whatever kind of fun idea I had and wanted to share with the world organized in a nice little dropdown menu in the "Explore" section of the left sidebar, I hope you have fun exploring this tiny planet in the inmense and misterious vastness that is the internet

When it comes to content I believe the main objective of this site is to archive my toughts, knowledge and interests in a way that it could be helpful for other users online either as a solution to a problem or as entertainment

I'm by no means a professional when it comes to coding, writing or graphic design so I apologize for how messy this entire place can be at times

About the site

Created:14/August/2025

Last Updated:30/January/2026

Amount of pages:39

Changelog (only big updates)

30/January/2026-Added Saxophone appreciation page

28/January/2026-Added Wrecksite

18/January/2026-Added Poorly translating memes in spanish

16/January/2026-Hosted the shrine I got as a christmas gift last year (Thank you Joro!)

01/January/2026-Added Credits

23/December/2025-Added Danganronpa 2x2 predictions

22/December/2025-Changed fonts and added the trophy room

17/November/2025-Added Roblox games recomendations

14/November/2025-Added About me

29/October/2025-Remodeled index

22/October/2025-Added custom 404 page

11/October/2025-Added Pasta recipe

09/October/2025-Added Site map

07/October/2025-Added Slime Rancher tips

04/October/2025-Added favicons to graphics collection

25/September/2025-Redid the layout of the whole site (FINALLY MADE MY OWN LAYOUT WOHOO, NO MORE BEING DEPENDANT ON TEMPLATES)

23/September/2025-Added ideas for your website

21/September/2025-Added cliques

04/September/2025-Added Blog & Hollow Knight webring

31/August/2025-Added Chatbox

30/August/2025-Added Flag Counter

29/August/2025-Added Me-coded characters

27/August/2025-Added Cool YouTube videos

26/August/2025-Moved webrings & fanlistings to a different page & added Update log

24/August/2025-Updated The Normal Album shrine

23/August/2025-Added webrings & fanlistings

22/August/2025-Added The Normal Album shrine

20/August/2025-Added sticker collection

17/August/2025-Added quizzes

15/August/2025-Added graphics collection

14/August/2025-Website created

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