The Bliblies
Were infesting the walls of the Smiling Friends office until they helped Desmond find his purpose (killing them).
Jennifer
Works at a cafe, has a thing for short shrimps who play Mouse Quest.
Pim's Imaginary Wife
She's exotic.
Salty's Mascots: Ketchup
Salty was the godfather to his children!
Mustard
Can't a poor mustard like her have a little fun?
Salt and Pepper
Always kissing on the job.
The Fun Twins
Probably from Spamtopia??? Can't sit still, but tell a nice story.
Crazy Cup
Has a drug problem that causes him to shoot doodoo feces into his costume, which takes 20 minutes to take off.
Century Egg
Was taken off Salty's menu for being unpopular and imprisoned in the basement. And now you know his cool fucking backstory.
Mip
Don't drink his potions or accept his quests, no matter how Baggins-ish he looks.
Princess of the Enchanted Forest
Can finally smile now that Mip is dead.
Grim and Gnarly
Pim and Charlie's Frowning Friends alter egos, out to spread frowns and despair. They love each other.
3D Squelton
3D Squelton hates liars!
Jeremy
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Charlie's Grandma
She's in hell because she cursed and said "damn!" while witnessing her husband's murder by a home intruder. Loves a good piece of hard candy.
Gwimbly
A washed up video game protagonist. He'll do his signature Gwimbly Dance if you give him $5.
Oo-oo-oo!
James
Even Charlie in a maid dress couldn't make this guy smile.
News Worms
They're part of a secret society that controls the government, but didn't know frogs eat bugs.
Allan's Landlord
He just wants to know if you want to hang out with him and smoke weed and fill your bellies with diet soda and play Burnout Revenge for the PS2.
Brittney
Satan's daughter. No bad vibes!!
Professor Psychotic
He's creating life by injecting his DNA into an egg.
Bill
One of the founding members of the UAP-watching club with Pim.
Oscar
The king of Spamtopia and Pim's old penpal.
The Yeti
He just wants some peace and quiet.
Building Inspector
Did that guy just turn into sand?
Mole Man
Used to be obsessed with Pim and Charlie, but he has a family now!
Maurine
The mother of three extremely energetic triplets. Loves mole penis.
Green Halloween Witch
If she approaches you on Halloween, you should probably just give her the dime, it'll be faster.
Moth Man
Literally just some guy from West Virginia.
He was the apple of his father's eye.
Mother Nature
Mother Nature hates litterers. Clean up the filth!!
The Brown Blur
An actual photo of the Brown Blur would probably be worth a looooot of money.
Squim
Squim just wants everyone to be positive, be positive, be positive!!!!!!!
The Shmaloogles
The shmaloogles are a simple pleople, they spend most of their time shmaloogoling, for fun they also gloogle but of course a day in shmaloogoleville without some good old-fashioned gloogling
Balding Wizard
Attempting to save his hair with shmaloogle blood, but he really just needs minoxidil and finasteride.