The Bliblies

Were infesting the walls of the Smiling Friends office until they helped Desmond find his purpose (killing them).



Jennifer

Works at a cafe, has a thing for short shrimps who play Mouse Quest.



Pim's Imaginary Wife

She's exotic.



Salty's Mascots: Ketchup

Salty was the godfather to his children!



Mustard

Can't a poor mustard like her have a little fun?





Salt and Pepper

Always kissing on the job.





The Fun Twins

Probably from Spamtopia??? Can't sit still, but tell a nice story.




Crazy Cup

Has a drug problem that causes him to shoot doodoo feces into his costume, which takes 20 minutes to take off.



Century Egg

Was taken off Salty's menu for being unpopular and imprisoned in the basement. And now you know his cool fucking backstory.



Mip

Don't drink his potions or accept his quests, no matter how Baggins-ish he looks.




Princess of the Enchanted Forest

Can finally smile now that Mip is dead.




Grim and Gnarly

Pim and Charlie's Frowning Friends alter egos, out to spread frowns and despair. They love each other.




3D Squelton

3D Squelton hates liars!





Jeremy

ABLBLBBBLBLBLBLBLBLBL





Charlie's Grandma

She's in hell because she cursed and said "damn!" while witnessing her husband's murder by a home intruder. Loves a good piece of hard candy.



Gwimbly

A washed up video game protagonist. He'll do his signature Gwimbly Dance if you give him $5.
Oo-oo-oo!



James

Even Charlie in a maid dress couldn't make this guy smile.




News Worms

They're part of a secret society that controls the government, but didn't know frogs eat bugs.




Allan's Landlord

He just wants to know if you want to hang out with him and smoke weed and fill your bellies with diet soda and play Burnout Revenge for the PS2.



Brittney

Satan's daughter. No bad vibes!!





Professor Psychotic

He's creating life by injecting his DNA into an egg.





Bill

One of the founding members of the UAP-watching club with Pim.





Oscar

The king of Spamtopia and Pim's old penpal.





The Yeti

He just wants some peace and quiet.





Building Inspector

Did that guy just turn into sand?




Mole Man

Used to be obsessed with Pim and Charlie, but he has a family now!




Maurine

The mother of three extremely energetic triplets. Loves mole penis.




Green Halloween Witch

If she approaches you on Halloween, you should probably just give her the dime, it'll be faster.



Moth Man

Literally just some guy from West Virginia.
He was the apple of his father's eye.




Mother Nature

Mother Nature hates litterers. Clean up the filth!!





The Brown Blur

An actual photo of the Brown Blur would probably be worth a looooot of money.



Squim

Squim just wants everyone to be positive, be positive, be positive!!!!!!!




The Shmaloogles

The shmaloogles are a simple pleople, they spend most of their time shmaloogoling, for fun they also gloogle but of course a day in shmaloogoleville without some good old-fashioned gloogling




Balding Wizard

Attempting to save his hair with shmaloogle blood, but he really just needs minoxidil and finasteride.